If you are a high school student looking to work at the McDonald's in Winchendon, MA, not only do you live in a town that is eerily similar sounding to Winchestortonfieldville, but you are out of luck when it comes to landing that prized job at the front counter of the store. In an ad posted online, the local branch of the fast food chain says you should not even bother applying to McDonald's unless you have a college degree and two years of experience. Yeah, so that $100K you spent on your college education is going to get you what you used to be able to do when you were just trying to make a couple of bucks a week working part-time in high school.
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http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/04/mcdonalds-requires-college-degree-and.html